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| | I played KoL in January 2004. Got bored with the lack of ascension, and dropped it. |
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| ==Ideas To Be Tried or In Progress==
| | In late 2005, I returned to a game much better than I had left. |
| *Serious housing downgrade: something better than an Instant House being replaced with a Newbiesport tent. Maybe in hardcore.
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| *Support the habit: Buying 1000 goofballs in a single ascension, so that the last one costs a million meat by itself. (Unlikely, as it would cost just short of 500 million meat.)
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| *Visit every location in the game in alphabetical order.
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| | I got the Gourdcore and Boss Boss trophies while an Oxygenarian Disco Bandit, with no permanant skills. |
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| ==Things that have been tried==
| | And I still think I aughta gotten a bugfinder blade for this. |
| ===Food=== | | http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=3185 |
| *Eat 212 [[Lucky Surprise Egg|Lucky Surprise Eggs]]
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| *Eat 140 [[toast]]
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| *Eat 60 [[gnocchetti di Nietzsche]]
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| *Eat 75 [[cold hi mein]]
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| *Eat 39 [[stalk of asparagus|stalks of asparagus]]
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| *Eat 1337 [[urinal cake|urinal cakes]]
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| *Eat 11 [[birthday party jellybean cheesecake|Birthday Party Jellybean Cheesecakes]]
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| *Eat 666 [[ghuol guolash]]
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| *Eat 100 [[brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings]]
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| *Eat 450 [[White Citadel burger|White Citadel Burgers]]
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| ===Booze===
| | ...I try not to be a jerk, but if I am, call me on it. |
| *Drink 100 [[extra-spicy bloody mary|extremely spicy bloody marys]]
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| *Drink 176 [[roll in the hay|Roll in the Hays]]
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| *Drink 46 [[salty dog|Salty Dogs]]
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| *Drink 100 [[white Xanadian|White Xanadians]]
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| *Drink 100 [[bloody mary|bloody mary(s)]]
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| *Drink 113 [[whiskey and cola|Whiskey and Colas]]
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| ===Familiar===
| | Why did you click this link, anyway? |
| *1000 lb of [[:Category:Familiars|familiar]]
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| *Taking 0 kill [[:Category:Familiars|familiar]] through gash (softcore)
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| *100 lbs of elemental [[gravy fairy]]
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| *59 pound [[pet rock]] in softcore
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| *51 pound [[pet rock]] in hardcore
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| *Ascending without a [[:Category:Familiars|familiar]]
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| *Ascend in all 6 classes using an [[O.A.F.]] and get 100% familiar usage for all of them
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| *Get a 98 pound Handyman ([[Hunchbacked Minion]]?)
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| *Complete run with only [[doppelshifter]]
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| ===Naughty Sorceress===
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| *Defeat the Naughty Sorceress without getting any familiar kills at all in hardcore
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| *Beat the Naughty Sorceress with the [[Amulet of Yendor]] equipped in Hardcore
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| *Defeat the Naughty Sorceress with an [[oyster basket]] equipped
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| *Get your familiar to 20 pounds from killing the first form of the Naughty Sorceress
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| *Beating NS naked*Defeat the Naughty Sorceress dual-wielding two [[wand of nagamar|Wands of Nagamar]]
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| ===Combat===
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| *Losing to [[fluffy bunny]] in [[The Dire Warren]]
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| *Kill 11 [[fluffy bunny|bunnies]] in [[The Dire Warren]] with [[Dyspepsi grenade|Dyspepsi grenades]] or [[Cloaca grenade|Cloaca grenades]]
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| *Kill 500 [[fluffy bunny|bunnies]] in [[The Dire Warren]]
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| *Fail to win a battle against a [[CLEESH]]ed monster and lose after 30 rounds
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| ===Meat===
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| *Donate over 1 million meat to [[The Collection Collection]]
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| *Make 1 million meat in [[Bad Moon]]
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| ===Interface Stuff===
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| *Add oneself to ignore list
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| *Send oneself a message while oneself on ignore list
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| *Send oneself an item while oneself on ignore list
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| *Propose trade with oneself
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| *Add Jick/Xenophobe/Uncle Crimbo/Toot Oriole/Mr Skullhead/Multi Czar to ignore list
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| *Attempt to report a bug with Jick on ignore list
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| *Attack Jick via PvP
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| *Write your Activation code in the Notes section of the Quest Log
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| *Having 200 meatsmithing recipes
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| *Set your account to every single one of the time zones, one at a time
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| ===Effects===
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| *Having 155 buffs at one time
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| *Have 2500 turns of [[Disco State of Mind]]
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| *Spend 65 adventures blind (under [[Temporary Blindness]])
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| *Get 1000/5000/10000/15000 turns of [[Temporary Blindness|blindness]]
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| *Have 1000 turns of [[Beaten Up]] -[[User:Unnatural20|Unnatural20]]
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| *Have 150 adventures worth of [[La Bamba]]
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| *Have with 100 turns apiece of [[Hella Smooth]], [[Hella Tough]], and [[Hella Smart]], in [[Bad Moon]]. (State-based)
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| *Have 300 turns of the effect [[Hella Smooth]] in [[Bad Moon]]
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| *Have 10000 turns of [[Bloody Hand]]
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| ===Other===
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| *101 [[The Shore, Inc.|Shore]] trips in Hardcore
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| *5000 [[The Shore, Inc.|Shore]] trips
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| *Ascend a softcore run using exactly 1337 adventures
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| *Ascend a softcore run without making any pulls
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| *Ascend and choose not to permanent a skill
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| *Ascending from Hardcore without taking a skill
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| *Autosell a [[misshapen animal skeleton]] in Hardcore
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| *Autosell starter items ([[disco ball]], [[disco mask]], [[helmet turtle]], [[mariachi pants]], [[pasta spoon]], [[ravioli hat]], [[saucepan]], [[seal-skull helmet]], [[seal-clubbing club]], [[spices]], [[stolen accordion]], [[turtle totem]])
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| *Autoselling everything in inventory
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| *Bet 211 times in Hardcore for the Champ (Tapajunta Del Maiz) at [[Finger-Lickin'...Death.]]
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| *Bet and win/lose 100 times in Hardcore for the (Tapajunta Del Maiz) at [[Finger-Lickin'...Death.]]
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| *Bet 105 times in softcore for the Underdog (Cuerno De La Pierna Del Cuerno De La Niebla) at [[Finger-Lickin'...Death.]]
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| *Buy 100 [[White Citadel burger]]s at once
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| *Buying all [[The Gift Shop|gift shop]] items and putting them in your [[Display Case]] (HCOxy)
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| *Clear all barrels at [[The Barrel Full of Barrels]]
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| *Click on the [[Trophy Hut]] 1000 times
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| *Complete softcore run without pulling from [[Hagnk's]]
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| *Complete a HCO run without using any [[Category:Spleentacular Items|spleen items]]
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| *Complete the [[hobo gristle]] [[bounty]] without stepping foot in the [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] (via [[Oh No, Hobo]]
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| *Create a custom outfit with no equipment of any kind
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| *Create a [[Wand of Nagamar]] and a [[WANG]] before reaching level 8 in HOxy (via [[zapping]])
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| *Defeat all the hippies and frat boys in the [[Mysterious Island Quest|Level 12 quest]] with no sidequests completed
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| *Defeat 40 [[Giant Sandworm]]s while falling-down drunk
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| *Discard 1000/3000 [[useless powder]]
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| *Discard 100 of each of [[worthless trinket]], [[worthless gewgaw]], and [[worthless knick-knack]]
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| *Discarding up to 2112 [[maple leaf|maple leaves]]
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| *Displaying every game item in display case (as of 4/20/06)
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| *Don't open Goodie Bag during run - ??
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| *Drink 5/10/11/25/100/1000 [[bottle of used blood|bottles of used blood]] from the Spooky Woods at once
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| *Drop stats to 1 after defeating NS
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| *Drop Hardcore on the first day of your ascension
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| *Using a [[deadly nightshade]] (HXOxy)
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| *Fail the [[Guild Hall]] challenges 150 times
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| *Finish the Gourd quest (as in eligible for the [[Gourdcore]] trophy) 3 times
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| *Get 100 [[clockwork key]]s in Hardcore
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| *Get 100+ [[ten-leaf clover]]s from [[The Hermitage|Hermit]] on clover day (not possible)
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| *Get 1000 [[hedge maze puzzle]]s
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| *Get 10000 [[drunkenness]]
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| *Get 11 of each [[substat]] from a battle
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| *Get 11 [[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]s from killing snowmen
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| *Get 1337 [[rat whisker]]s in softcore
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| **Sell 1337 [[rat whisker]]s to the Artist in softcore
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| *Get 300 "BAM!" from using the Wok of Ages - ??
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| *Get a full [[the Campground|campground]] (Tested with shattered and non*shattered hippy stones. Tested with normal in*a*boxes and clockwork ones)
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| *Get all stats to 0 via [[Drunken Stupor]]
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| *Get all stats to 200
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| *Get the "You dream you're standing in front of the Council dressed in only your underwear" dream from [[Resting]] while only wearing studded leather boxer shorts
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| *Getting every hardcore trophy, then level 15, and drops everything before freeing the king, after defeating the NS. (HCOxy) - ??
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| *Go from level 10 to level 1 with 0 in all stats using [[Goofballs]]
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| *Go one year without ascending
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| *Go through an ascension without adding any [[The Campground|campground]] items (also HCO)
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| *Go to the [[Trophy Hut]] with the [[pile of shiny pebbles]]
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| *Have 0 [[HP]] and [[Beaten Up]] at rollover
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| *Have 0 in all stats, [[MP]], [[HP]], 0 [[Adventures]], 0 [[Meat]], and 0 [[Drunkenness]]
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| *Have 106 [[gloomy black mushroom]]s in your Display Case
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| *Have 1000 piles of [[dusty animal bones]] in Hardcore
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| *Have [[Temporary Lycanthropy]], [[Mild Lycanthropy]], [[Lycanthropy, Eh?]], [[Savage Beast Inside]], [[Bloody Hand]], and wear the [[Furry Suit]] at the same time.
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| *Have 600/1000 [[goofballs]] in your Display Case
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| *Have all eyedrop effects (from [[black eyedrops]], [[cyclops eyedrops]], [[eyedrops of newt]], [[eyedrops of the ermine]], [[eyedrops of the ocelot]], and [[Knob Goblin eyedrops]]) with no other effects besides them in softcore
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| *Have all the different war/battlefield medals in your Display Case
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| *Having 99 [[fake hand]]s equipped
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| *Hugging a [[giant stuffed bugbear]] 37 times (HCOxy)
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| *Lose 10 [[PvP]] fights in the same day in a row
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| *Lose a level via [[PvP]] and gain it again
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| *No [[PvP]] attacking for a year with Hippy Stone broken
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| *Make the first act you do as a character to go to the [[Trophy Hut]]
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| *Making 100 [[bitchin' meat car]]s
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| *Perm all 5 elemental resistance skills ([[Heart of Polyester]], [[Diminished Gag Reflex]], [[Tolerance of the Kitchen]], [[Northern Exposure]], [[Cold-Blooded Fearlessness]])
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| *Pulverize 74 [[bubblewrap sword]]s
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| *Pulverize a full set of [[stainless steel]] equipment
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| *Spend 180 adventures in [[Noob Cave]]
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| *Spend 200 adventures in a row [[Resting]]
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| *Spend 1000 adventures in a row in [[Drunken Stupor]]
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| *Spending 100+ number of drunken adventures on non-St Sneaky Pete's Day - ??
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| *Tap/Untap [[black lotus]] for 200 adventures
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| *[[roll of toilet paper|Toilet-Paper]] oneself 11 times
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| *Trade 1337 [[yeti fur]]s to the [[The L33t Tr4pz0r's C4b1n|L33t Tr4pz0r]]
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| *Trade 50 [[rubber axe]]s for 50 [[denim axe]]s
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| *Use 104 [[31337 scroll]]s in one day
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| *Use a [[stuffed angry cow]] 100/1000 times in Softcore/Hardcore
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| *Use the [[handful of confetti]] 100 times
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| *Use [[rubber emo roe]] or [[whoopee cushion]] 100 times
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| *Visit [[The Council of Loathing]] 50 times in a row without doing anything else
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