Cake Lord

Cake Lord
Monster ID	1756
Locations	Madness Bakery: Heart of Madness
Hit Points	10
Attack	5
Defense	5
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	cake,leg,torso,arm
Drops
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting the Cake Lord

You reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond:

"WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?"

You creep into the office, hoping your eyes will adjust to the madness.

"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, DUMMY."

"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"

"THEN<playername> ... IS A FOOL."

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.

Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain Meat

Hey look, it's Madeline

Leads to The "Rescue"

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Occurs at Madness Bakery.