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{{battle|text=You reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond: | {{battle| | ||
text=You reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond: | |||
"WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?" | "WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?" | ||
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"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?" | "Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?" | ||
"THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL." | "THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL."| | ||
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miss=Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt. | |||
Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out. | Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out. | ||
Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting. | Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.| | ||
critical=Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your {{part}}, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. {{critical}} {{ouch|1}}| | |||
fumble=Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.}} | |||
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Revision as of 01:29, 1 July 2015
| Cake Lord | |
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| Monster ID | 1756 |
| Locations | Madness Bakery: Heart of Madness |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 5 |
| Defense | 5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | cake,leg,torso,arm |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Cake LordYou reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond:
"WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?"
You creep into the office, hoping your eyes will adjust to the madness.
"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, DUMMY."
"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"
"THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL."
Hit Message(s):
not known
Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <kidney>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof!
Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.
Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.
Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.
Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting. (FUMBLE!)
| Hey look, it's Madeline |
Occurs at Madness Bakery.
