Calendar of Loathing

The Calendar of Loathing sits in the first area of a Clan Rumpus Room and tells every member of that clan what the date on the KoL Calendar is.

In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional adventures every rollover as long as they aren't in a hardcore ascension or in ronin. It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.

The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the Girls of Loathing calendar and the Boys of Loathing calendar. This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.

The Girls of Loathing

drawn by SpaceMonkey

Jarlsuary	Frankuary	Starch	April
Martinus	Bill	Bor	Petember
Carlvember	Porktober	Boozember	Dougtember

The Boys of Loathing

drawn by Cynn

Jarlsuary	Frankuary	Starch	April
Martinus	Bill	Bor	Petember
Carlvember	Porktober	Boozember	Dougtember

References

• The Calendar of Loathing can randomly display Porktober as "Febtober", a reference to a "Celebrity Jeopardy" sketch on Saturday Night Live. In that particular sketch, Sean Connery (as impersonated by Darrell Hammond) insisted that the response to "This is the only month that starts with Feb" is "What is Febtober?"