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|- style="text-align: center; color: white; background-color: blue; font-size: medium;"
| '''Girls of Loathing'''
|- style="text-align: center; font-size: small;"
| drawn by '''[http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/l/e/leigh/leigh.html SpaceMonkey]'''
|- style="text-align: center;"
| <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border: 1px solid black; border-collapse: collapse; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tr><td>[[image:girls_{{#switch:{{#expr:((({{moons/today}} + 3) / 8) round 0) mod 12}}
  |05=jan
  |06=feb
  |07=mar
  |08=apr
  |09=may
  |10=jun
  |11=jul
  |00=aug
  |01=sep
  |02=oct
  |03=nov
  |04=dec}}.gif]]</td></tr></table>
|- style="text-align: center; font-size: medium;"
| '''Today is:'''
|- style="text-align: center; font-size: large;"
| {{#switch:{{#expr:((({{moons/today}} + 3) / 8) round 0) mod 12}}
  |05=Jarlsuary
  |06=Frankuary
  |07=Starch
  |08=April
  |09=Martinus
  |10=Bill
  |11=Bor
  |00=Petember
  |01=Carlvember
  |02=Porktober
  |03=Boozember
  |04=Dougtember
}} {{moons/ronald}}
|}


The [[Calendar of Loathing]] sits in the first area of a [[Clan_Rumpus_Room|Clan Rumpus Room]] and tells every member of that clan what the date on the [[KoL Calendar]] is.
The [[Calendar of Loathing]] sits in the first area of a [[Clan_Rumpus_Room|Clan Rumpus Room]] and tells every member of that clan what the date on the [[KoL Calendar]] is just above the announcements underneath the Clan Hall.


In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional [[Extra_Rollover_Adventures|adventures]] every rollover as long as they aren't in a [[hardcore]] ascension or in [[ronin]].  It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.
In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional [[Extra_Rollover_Adventures|adventures]] every rollover as long as they aren't in a [[hardcore]] ascension or in [[ronin]].  It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.


The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the '''Girls of Loathing''' calendar and the '''Boys of Loathing''' calendar.  This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.
The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the [[Girls of Loathing Calendar]] and the [[Boys of Loathing Calendar]].  This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.
 
 
==The Girls of Loathing==
drawn by SpaceMonkey
 
{|
|- align=center
|[[Image:Girls jan.gif|Jarlsuary]]<br>'''Jarlsuary'''
|[[Image:Girls feb.gif|Frankuary]]<br>'''Frankuary'''
|[[Image:Girls mar.gif|Starch]]<br>'''Starch'''
|[[Image:Girls apr.gif|April]]<br>'''April'''
|- align=center
|[[Image:Girls may.gif|Martinus]]<br>'''Martinus'''
|[[Image:Girls jun.gif|Bill]]<br>'''Bill'''
|[[Image:Girls jul.gif|Bor]]<br>'''Bor'''
|[[Image:Girls aug.gif|Petember]]<br>'''Petember'''
|- align=center
|[[Image:Girls sep.gif|Carlvember]]<br>'''Carlvember'''
|[[Image:Girls oct.gif|Porktober]]<br>'''Porktober'''
|[[Image:Girls nov.gif|Boozember]]<br>'''Boozember'''
|[[Image:Girls dec.gif|Dougtember]]<br>'''Dougtember'''
|}
 
==The Boys of Loathing==
drawn by Cynn
 
{|
|- align=center
|[[Image:Boys jan.gif|Jarlsuary]]<br>'''Jarlsuary'''
|[[Image:Boys feb.gif|Frankuary]]<br>'''Frankuary'''
|[[Image:Boys mar.gif|Starch]]<br>'''Starch'''
|[[Image:Boys apr.gif|April]]<br>'''April'''
|- align=center
|[[Image:Boys may.gif|Martinus]]<br>'''Martinus'''
|[[Image:Boys jun.gif|Bill]]<br>'''Bill'''
|[[Image:Boys jul.gif|Bor]]<br>'''Bor'''
|[[Image:Boys aug.gif|Petember]]<br>'''Petember'''
|- align=center
|[[Image:Boys sep.gif|Carlvember]]<br>'''Carlvember'''
|[[Image:Boys oct.gif|Porktober]]<br>'''Porktober'''
|[[Image:Boys nov.gif|Boozember]]<br>'''Boozember'''
|[[Image:Boys dec.gif|Dougtember]]<br>'''Dougtember'''
|}


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 23:55, 18 October 2006

Girls of Loathing
drawn by SpaceMonkey
Today is:
Dougtember 7

The Calendar of Loathing sits in the first area of a Clan Rumpus Room and tells every member of that clan what the date on the KoL Calendar is just above the announcements underneath the Clan Hall.

In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional adventures every rollover as long as they aren't in a hardcore ascension or in ronin. It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.

The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the Girls of Loathing Calendar and the Boys of Loathing Calendar. This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.

References

  • The Calendar of Loathing can randomly display Porktober as "Febtober", a reference to a "Celebrity Jeopardy" sketch on Saturday Night Live. In that particular sketch, Sean Connery (as impersonated by Darrell Hammond) insisted that the response to "This is the only month that starts with Feb" is "What is Febtober?"


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