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{{calendar|{{#switch:{{#expr:((({{moons/today}} + 3) / 8) round 0) mod 12}}
|- style="text-align: center; color: white; background-color: blue; font-size: medium;"
| '''Girls of Loathing'''
|- style="text-align: center; font-size: small;"
| drawn by '''[http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/l/e/leigh/leigh.html SpaceMonkey]'''
|- style="text-align: center;"
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   |05=jan
   |05=jan
   |06=feb
   |06=feb
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   |02=oct
   |03=nov
   |03=nov
   |04=dec}}.gif]]</td></tr></table>
   |04=dec}}}}
|- style="text-align: center; font-size: medium;"
| '''Today is:'''
|- style="text-align: center; font-size: large;"
| {{#switch:{{#expr:((({{moons/today}} + 3) / 8) round 0) mod 12}}
  |05=Jarlsuary
  |06=Frankuary
  |07=Starch
  |08=April
  |09=Martinus
  |10=Bill
  |11=Bor
  |00=Petember
  |01=Carlvember
  |02=Porktober
  |03=Boozember
  |04=Dougtember
}} {{moons/ronald}}
|}


The [[Calendar of Loathing]] sits in the first area of a [[Clan_Rumpus_Room|Clan Rumpus Room]] and tells every member of that clan what the date on the [[KoL Calendar]] is just above the announcements underneath the Clan Hall.
The [[Calendar of Loathing]] sits in the first area of a [[Clan Rumpus Room]] and tells every member of that clan what the date on the [[KoL Calendar]] is just above the announcements underneath the Clan Hall.


In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional [[Extra_Rollover_Adventures|adventures]] every rollover as long as they aren't in a [[hardcore]] ascension or in [[ronin]].  It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.
In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional [[Extra Rollover Adventures|adventures]] every rollover as long as they aren't in a [[hardcore]] ascension or in [[ronin]].  It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.


The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the [[Girls of Loathing Calendar]] and the [[Boys of Loathing Calendar]].  This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.
The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the [[Girls of Loathing Calendar]] and the [[Boys of Loathing Calendar]].  This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.

Revision as of 04:04, 19 October 2006

Boys of Loathing Girls of Loathing
drawn by Cynn drawn by SpaceMonkey
Today is:
Dougtember {{{2}}}

The Calendar of Loathing sits in the first area of a Clan Rumpus Room and tells every member of that clan what the date on the KoL Calendar is just above the announcements underneath the Clan Hall.

In addition to looking nice and providing a matter of centralization, the Calendar of Loathing gives each member of a clan 3 additional adventures every rollover as long as they aren't in a hardcore ascension or in ronin. It costs 50,000 meat to hang a calendar in the Clan Rumpus Room.

The leader of the clan in question may, at his/her discretion, choose between displaying the Girls of Loathing Calendar and the Boys of Loathing Calendar. This costs 50,000 Meat as if you had bought a new calendar.

References

  • The Calendar of Loathing can randomly display Porktober as "Febtober", a reference to a "Celebrity Jeopardy" sketch on Saturday Night Live. In that particular sketch, Sean Connery (as impersonated by Darrell Hammond) insisted that the response to "This is the only month that starts with Feb" is "What is Febtober?"


Clan Stuff - edit
Calendar of Loathing | Clan Activity Log | Clan Rumpus Room | Clan VIP Lounge
Clan Stash | Membership Roster | Message Board | The War Room|Clan Basement