Camp cook

Camp cook
Monster ID	1904
Locations	Investigating a Plaintive Telegram
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	50
Meat	unknown
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans, plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas, plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a camp cook

RE: Missing: Fancy Man

As you're riding through a box canyon on the way to Jeff's mine, you're ambushed by a spoon-wielding madman. You wonder how long he's been out here in the wilderness. You wonder how he got here. You wonder where he got that spoon.

RE: Sheriff Wanted

The Placid Lake Gang is big enough that their hideout needs an entire kitchen staff. And the Placid Lake Gang is violent enough that even their kitchen staff consists entirely of hardened, aggressive criminals, like this guy.

RE: Madness at the Mine

The guy that knows how to shoot magic bolts of power everywhere, you probably shouldn't let him down inside the mine tunnels. I'm just saying. Definitely not if he's going to go insane for some reason.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

The camp cook proves to you that beans are indeed the most magical fruit.

Miss Message(s):

He throws a handful of beans at you, which is messy but not particularly magical.

Fumble Message:

He tries to cast some sort of spell, but nothing happens except for an unpleasant smell. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans (% chance)*

You acquire an item: plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas (% chance)*

You acquire an item: plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans (% chance)*

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Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.