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Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little [[Clan Rumpus Room|rumpus room]], but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an [[Clan VIP Lounge invitation|invitation]] to your clan's luxurious '''VIP Lounge'''! | Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little [[Clan Rumpus Room|rumpus room]], but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an [[Clan VIP Lounge invitation|invitation]] to your clan's luxurious '''VIP Lounge'''! | ||
Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in [[April Shower|the shower]], go for a dip in [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool|the pool]], then relax in [[A Relaxing Hot Tub|the hot tub]]. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at [[A Fax Machine|the fax machine]] before challenging the other VIPs to a [[A Pool Table|game of billiards]]. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you [[A Crimbo Tree|Crimbo presents]] all year 'round. | Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in [[April Shower|the shower]], go for a dip in [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool|the pool]], then relax in [[A Relaxing Hot Tub|the hot tub]]. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at [[A Fax Machine|the fax machine]] before challenging the other VIPs to a [[A Pool Table (VIP Lounge)|game of billiards]]. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you [[A Crimbo Tree|Crimbo presents]] all year 'round. | ||
New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at [[Mr. Store]]; when this happens, that's your chance to grab [[Clan VIP Lounge key|the key to the good life]]. Read more at [[Clan VIP Lounge]].<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Clan VIP Lounge]]</noinclude> | New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at [[Mr. Store]]; when this happens, that's your chance to grab [[Clan VIP Lounge key|the key to the good life]]. Read more at [[Clan VIP Lounge]].<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Clan VIP Lounge]]</noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 22:09, 3 July 2018
Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little rumpus room, but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an invitation to your clan's luxurious VIP Lounge!
Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in the shower, go for a dip in the pool, then relax in the hot tub. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at the fax machine before challenging the other VIPs to a game of billiards. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you Crimbo presents all year 'round.
New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at Mr. Store; when this happens, that's your chance to grab the key to the good life. Read more at Clan VIP Lounge.
