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imported>Johnny Treehugger Merry Jickmas to all and to all a good night |
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Merry [[Crimbo]], everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of [[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|three and a half years]] - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include [[Crimbo pressie|receiving presents]], [[candy cane|eating candy]], [[Unionize The Elves sign|union busting]], [[time sleigh|succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time]], [[goose a-laying|getting assimilated by aliens]], [[The Crimbomination (2008)|mutating]], [[Edwing Abbidriel|busting kneecaps for the Mafia]], [[endless conference call|working at a soul-crushing office job]], [[Advent Calendar (2011)|supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar)]], [[A Big Garage|building super ultra battle robot go <_<]], [[K.R.A.M.P.U.S. facility|ruining the environment]], [[Inside the Fully Automated Crimbo Factory|playing with robots]], [[The Crimbulmination|being one with your fellow man]], | Merry [[Crimbo]], everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of [[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|three and a half years]] - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include [[Crimbo pressie|receiving presents]], [[candy cane|eating candy]], [[Unionize The Elves sign|union busting]], [[time sleigh|succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time]], [[goose a-laying|getting assimilated by aliens]], [[The Crimbomination (2008)|mutating]], [[Edwing Abbidriel|busting kneecaps for the Mafia]], [[endless conference call|working at a soul-crushing office job]], [[Advent Calendar (2011)|supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar)]], [[A Big Garage|building super ultra battle robot go <_<]], [[K.R.A.M.P.U.S. facility|ruining the environment]], [[Inside the Fully Automated Crimbo Factory|playing with robots]], [[The Crimbulmination|being one with your fellow man]], [[A Meditation Mat|cleaning your... hat]], and [[The Silent Night|succumbing to deafening silence]]. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it? | ||
Punch a square from your [[Advent Calendar]], drink some [[Braincracker sweet|punch]] made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through [[Crimbo Town]], and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow! | Punch a square from your [[Advent Calendar]], drink some [[Braincracker sweet|punch]] made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through [[Crimbo Town]], and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow! | ||
<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Crimbo II]]</noinclude> | <noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Crimbo II]]</noinclude> | ||
Revision as of 23:23, 28 December 2017
Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, being one with your fellow man, cleaning your... hat, and succumbing to deafening silence. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it?
Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow!
