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Player vs Player ([[PvP]]) has a special niche in ''KoL'' and a [[shorebot|memorable history]].  PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to [[club necklace|club]] your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and [[Magical Mystical Hippy Stone|smash that hippy stone]]! You can steal phat loot, [[meat]], and even your opponent's dignity.  If you like it, you'll want to pick [[Extra PvP Fights|more and more fights]].  Even [[hardcore]] ascenders can benefit from the [[pretty flower|spoils of battle]].  
Player vs Player ([[PvP]]) has a special niche in ''KoL'' and a [[shorebot|memorable history]].  PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to [[club necklace|club]] your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and [[Magical Mystical Hippy Stone|smash that hippy stone]]! You can steal phat loot, [[pretty flower]]s, and even your opponent's dignity.  If you like it, you'll want to pick [[Extra PvP Fights|more and more fights]].  Even [[hardcore]] ascenders can benefit from the [[Thick-Skinned (skill)|spoils of battle]].  


Before entering the world of PvP, it's best to buff your [[moxie|st]][[mysticality|a]][[muscle|ts]] because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies.  However, the winner of the randomly chosen [[PvP#Minigames|minigames]] might be the one with the [[trophy|most]] [[tattoo|stuff]], the heaviest [[Familiar Weight|familiar]], or the greatest [[White Canadian|Canadianity]], among other things.  
Before entering the world of PvP, it's best to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies.  However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of [[PvP#Minigames|minigames]] - you'll need to eat a balanced diet, belong to a [[Slimy Eyeball|slimy]] clan, kill [[drunken rat|rats]], and spend time [[The Sea|underwater]] and in [[Fernswarthy's Basement|the basement]], among other things.


Don't fear being attacked! Various items can be placed at your [[campground]] to protect your [[Meat golem|items]].  A [[White picket fence|line]] [[pretty bouquet|of]] [[Barbed-wire fence|defense]] can also be built, reducing the attacker's [[stat]]s.  [[Really good Feng Shui|Acting like a hippy]] and placing a [[Spooky Scarecrow|spooky item]] at your campground will further decrease the attacker's stats.  Lastly, adding [[Resting#Housing|housing]] will ready your campground for battle.
Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at [[The Swagger Shop]] in [[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]], which is where it all goes downIf you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the [[Hall of Champions]]!


Learn more at [[PvP]]<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|PvP]].</noinclude>
Learn more at [[PvP]]<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|PvP]].</noinclude>

Revision as of 19:08, 16 May 2012

Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's best to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - you'll need to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP.