Cavewomyn hippy

Cavewomyn hippy
Monster ID	472
Locations	The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
Hit Points	260
Attack	250
Defense	207
No-Hit	260
Initiative	25
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles
Quest	Spanish fly
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a cavewomyn hippy

This is a prehistoric female hippy. She's rejected the oppressive patriarchal society in which she lives, and has taken to knocking out male hippies and dragging them by the hair into her cave, just to see how they like it. She also analyzes cave paintings from a feminist perspective, though her comments are usually limited to a series of monosyllabic grunts.

Hit Message(s):

She swings at you, but misses. The odor from her furry armpits, however, hits spot-on. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)

She bashes you over the head with a club. She'd be pleased to know she hits just as hard as a caveman. Oof! Ow! Eek! Ouch! Oof!

She whips you with her primitive dreadlocks. Okay, so they're not that different from regular dreadlocks. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but you refuse to be whipped.

She flashes her furry armpits at you, but you set your phaser on "shave."

She tries to claw you with her fingernails, but there's so much gunk under them that they're not sharp anymore.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: handful of nuts and berries (? chance)*

You acquire an item: handful of pine needles (? chance)*

You gain 66-69 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age).