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|critical=She takes off her bikini top, lights it on fire, whirls it around her head, and throws it at you. It burns like burning! {{ouch|6}} {{element|hot}} | |critical=She takes off her bikini top, lights it on fire, whirls it around her head, and throws it at you. It burns like burning! {{ouch|6}} {{element|hot}} | ||
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Revision as of 13:56, 5 July 2007
| Cavewomyn hippy | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 472 |
| Locations | The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) |
| Hit Points | 260 |
| Attack | 250 |
| Defense | 207 |
| No-Hit | 260 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles |
| Quest | Spanish fly |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cavewomyn hippyThis is a prehistoric female hippy. She's rejected the oppressive patriarchal society in which she lives, and has taken to knocking out male hippies and dragging them by the hair into her cave, just to see how they like it. She also analyzes cave paintings from a feminist perspective, though her comments are usually limited to a series of monosyllabic grunts.
Hit Message(s):
She swings at you, but misses. The odor from her furry armpits, however, hits spot-on. Oof! Argh! Eek! Ow! Ouch! (stench damage)
She bashes you over the head with a club. She'd be pleased to know she hits just as hard as a caveman. Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She whips you with her primitive dreadlocks. Okay, so they're not that different from regular dreadlocks. Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Eek!
She takes off her bikini top, lights it on fire, whirls it around her head, and throws it at you. It burns like burning! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! (hot damage)
She tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but you refuse to be whipped.
She flashes her furry armpits at you, but you set your phaser on "shave."
She tries to claw you with her fingernails, but there's so much gunk under them that they're not sharp anymore.
She tries to bash you over the head with a club, but misses. So much for gender equality.
She races toward you, then stops to ponder whether violence against the oppressor will only continue the cycle of violence. You wait while she debates it with herself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: handful of nuts and berries (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: handful of pine needles (? chance)* |
| You gain 66-69 <substat>. |
