Cinco de Mayo reveler

Cinco de Mayo reveler
Monster ID	1943
Locations	every 25-35 adventures on Cinco de Mayo V
Hit Points	Equal to player HP
Attack	Scales with player stats
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	?
Meat	80-120
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	X random booze
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a X de Mayo reveler

As you're trying to go about your normal, non-ridiculous business, you run into a drunken reveler. Drinking holidays are the worst.

Hit Message(s):

She belches and blows it in your face. Blech. Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Ow! (stench damage)

She pours some booze in your shoes. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She trips and bashes your <arse> with her face. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ow! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

She belches loudly.

She staggers past you and hits her head on a lamppost. "Ow."

She swings an empty booze bottle at your <arse>, but you duck out of the way.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain −352?−366?- Meat.

Plus three of the following:

You acquire an item: knoll mushroom wine (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Slimosa (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Aye Aye (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Haymaker (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Shot of the Living Dead (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: mandarina colada (?% chance)*

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurs at random locations during Tres de Mayo.

Notes

• Post-combat message: "You dig through the reveler's stuff and find some yet-to-be-drunk booze."