Cloaca-Cola

Cloaca-Cola

This is a can of Cloaca-Cola, one of the two indistinguishable frontrunners in the Kingdom of Loathing Cola Wars.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 52 Meat.

(In-game plural: cans of Cloaca-Cola)

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Drop Location

• A Battlefield (In Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)

When Used

• From inventory:

You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.

You gain 10−14 Mana Points.

• From inventory with Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen equipped:

You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. Your canteen makes 'em taste even better!

You gain 20−27 Mana Points.

• From inventory, with Popping Stomach effect:

You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.

You gain 10−14 Mana Points. Your stomach explodes.

You lose 20−28 hit points.

You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (duration: 10 Adventures)

• In combat:

	You quickly guzzle the can of soda.
	You gain 10−14 Mana Points.

Uses

• rum and cola
• whiskey and cola

Notes

• Can also be obtained by using Cloaca-Cola c-rations.
• If you use the Cloaca-Cola in combat, even if you have the Popping Stomach effect, your guts will remain intact.
• The stomach explosion is a reference to the myth that soda, when taken with Pop Rocks, will produce enough gas to cause the stomach to explode.
• Special varieties of Cloaca Cola can be purchased at The White Citadel.

References

• Besides just being part of a mangled form of "Coca-Cola," the word cloaca is Latin for "sewer." More commonly, however, it is defined as the common chamber into which the intestinal, urinary, and generative canals discharge in birds, reptiles, amphibians, and many fish.

See Also

• MP Restorers

Collection

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