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It is an attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn.  It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your '''(BLANK)'''") to change to Cockney slang terms.
An attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn.  It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your '''(BLANK)'''") to change to Nadsat slang from ''A Clockwork Orange''.


Hatchling: [[unwound clockwork grapefruit]]
Hatchling: [[unwound clockwork grapefruit]]


[[Familiar equipment]]: [[false eyelashes]]
[[Familiar equipment]]: [[false eyelashes]]
[[The Cake-Shaped Arena]] weakness: ?


[[Category:Familiars]]
[[Category:Familiars]]

Revision as of 04:03, 30 June 2005

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what's the Arena weakness?
Clockwork Grapefruit

Ultraviolent,
this horrorshow familiar
spills red, red kroovy.


An attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn. It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your (BLANK)") to change to Nadsat slang from A Clockwork Orange.

Hatchling: unwound clockwork grapefruit

Familiar equipment: false eyelashes

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: ?