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*With [[wax lips]] equipped:<br>
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:<br>
:O, my droogies, <name> grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.
:O, my droogies, <name> grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 19:54, 6 July 2005

Clockwork Grapefruit

Ultraviolent,
this horrorshow familiar
spills red, red kroovy.


An attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn. It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your (BLANK)") to change to Nadsat slang from A Clockwork Orange.

Hatchling: unwound clockwork grapefruit

Familiar equipment: false eyelashes

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: Obstacle Course

Combat Messages

  • Regular message:
<name> delivers one last powerful kick, and grabs a little more cutter, O my brothers.
O, my brothers, <name> fillies around the maypole like a real grazhny malchikiwik.
O, my droogies, <name> grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.

References

  • The name, actions, and other messages this familiar effects are all references to the book/movie A Clockwork Orange.
  • The last line of the haiku refers to a song by Rob Zombie, called Never Gonna Stop (Red Red Kroovy), which was also used by the WWE as the entrance music for pro-wrestler Edge. "Kroovy" also means "blood" in the slang used by the characters in A Clockwork Orange.