Naughty Saursaurus

Naughty Saursaurus
Monster ID	2248
Locations	The Naughty Sorceress' Tower
Hit Points	1000
Attack	300
Defense	300
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	10%
Monster Parts	leg, head, tail, torso, arm
Drops	Instant Karma, Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Naughty Saursaurus

You burst into the Naughty Sorceress' chamber with your hands raised. "Naughty Sorceress, wait!" you quickly yell. "I'm not here to fight! I'm just here to talk! The entire Kingdom is in great danger from a massive outbreak of ravenous dinosaurs, and we need your magic to destroy them and restore peace! I've been granted authority to negotiate a... uh..."

The huge dinosaur in front of you belches, and picks its teeth with the end of the Naughty Sorceress' staff.

"Oh. Well, so much for that plan," you say.

Hit Message(s):

It belches up one of the Sorceress's little paisley things, which hits you in the <eye>. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It coughs up some of the Sorceress's unmentionables. You can't help but mention them. Ow! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

It impales your foot with the Sorceress's staff. Argh! Ouch! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It impales your foot with the Sorceress's staff. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ow! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It belches up one of the Sorceress's little paisley things, which falls harmlessly to the floor.

It coughs up some of the Sorceress's unmentionables. You are able to resist the temptation to mention them.

It swings the Sorceress's staff with you, but it's shorter than it used to be, so it doesn't connect.

Fumble Message:

It swings the Sorceress's staff with you, but it's shorter than it used to be, so it doesn't connect. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Instant Karma (100% chance if player is at level 13; otherwise, 0% chance)*

You acquire an item: Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette (100% chance)*

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Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower in Fall of the Dinosaurs.