Conjoined zmombie

It chomps on your frontal and parietal lobes simultaneously. You forget your piano lessons as a kid and your first familiar. Ooh! Eek! Eek! (spooky damage)

It grabs you and munches on your <arse> and your <arse> at the same time. Yeow! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It bangs both of its heads against yours. See the "eight heads" joke in the bat hole for more information. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It shouts at you with both mouths. It doesn't hurt you physically, but it does hurt your feelings. Ouch! Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)

It tries to munch your <arse> with both mouths, but accidentally bangs its heads together.

It tries to bang its heads against yours, but you're a better headbanger than a headbangee.

It claws at you with its filthy, filthy fingernails, but you give it an impromptu manicure.

It shouts at you with both mouths, but you shout it down with your one loud mouth.

You gain 338 Meat

You acquire an item: cranberries

You acquire an item: cranberries

You acquire an item: loose teeth

You gain 15 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Alcove.

References

• The "eight heads" joke is an attack message of the Boss Bat.