Corpulent zobmie

It waddles over and munches greedily on your brainpan. And your skull. Oof! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It chomps you right in the <arse>. Then it realizes its mistake and chomps on your skull. Ow! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It trips and falls down right on top of you. You feel a few ribs crack. Ugh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

It jumps as high in the air as it can possibly jump (which is a good two feet) and lands squarely on your toes! As you yowl in pain, it eats a sizeable portion of your braaaaaains. But the toe thing is what really, really hurts. Ouch! Oof! (spooky damage)

It tries to waddle over to you, but you're much faster than it is.

It tries to chomp on your skull, but gets winded and has to sit down.

It tries to belly-bounce you, but it's moving so slowly you easily dodge.

It stumbles toward you, then trips over its own two feet and falls on its oversized head. It rolls around trying to get up, and trying to attack you, but it can't make any headway.

You gain 64−79 Meat

You acquire an item: cranberries (21.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: cranberries (21.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: loose teeth (8.3% chance)*

You gain 10-11 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Alcove.