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:You stroll into Crimbo Town, ready for a jolly holiday adventure, but -- what's this? This isn't Crimbo Town at all! Palm trees stretch into the sky, waves lap on the shore and on the bebarnacled hulls of ships, and the air is redolent with the smells of salt spray and rum! For some reason, whatever magic facilitates the transport of Crimbo Town to the Kingdom of Loathing every year has instead opened a portal to a tropical pirate paradise!<p>"<i>%playername%!</i> Happy Crimbo! Oh uh, I mean, yarrr matey!" Tammy the Crimbo Elf runs up to you delightedly, and gives you a big hug. Instead of her usual red and green Crimbo Elf getup, she's swagged out in pirate gear -- a tricorn hat, striped tunic and tights, and stompy black leather boots. </p><p>"Hiya Tammy," you say, returning the hug. "What's going on? What happened to Crimbo Town?"</p><p>"Clearly you've either forgotten or weren't around last year, otherwise you'd know that my twin sister Sammy, who ran away to join the circus when she was little, and then the circus was stolen by pirates and she grew up to be a pirate captain, is in charge of Crimbo this year because of a bet we made last year, which I lost!" Tammy says, all in one breath.</p><p>"Ha ha, yeah, I knew that," you say. "I just didn't want to step on your exposition."</p><p>"I'm afraid we won't be seeing much of each other this year," Tammy says, pouting. "Sammy's made me a bo'sun, which I don't know what that is exactly but <i>basically</i> I'm in charge of the toy factory, and boy! Pirates sure don't know <i>anything</i> about making toys! So I'm gonna be <i>super</i> busy, but I just want you to know that whatever crazy stuff happens this year, I'm behind you a hundred percent!"</p><p>"Aw, thanks Tammy," you say. "That's a shame though."</p><p>"Honestly, it's probably for the best. Everybody basically agrees that dealing with both me and Sammy at the same time is kind of A Lot. Good luck!" She jumps up to plant a kiss on your cheek, and runs away with a wave.</p> | :You stroll into Crimbo Town, ready for a jolly holiday adventure, but -- what's this? This isn't Crimbo Town at all! Palm trees stretch into the sky, waves lap on the shore and on the bebarnacled hulls of ships, and the air is redolent with the smells of salt spray and rum! For some reason, whatever magic facilitates the transport of Crimbo Town to the Kingdom of Loathing every year has instead opened a portal to a tropical pirate paradise!<p>"<i>%playername%!</i> Happy Crimbo! Oh uh, I mean, yarrr matey!" Tammy the Crimbo Elf runs up to you delightedly, and gives you a big hug. Instead of her usual red and green Crimbo Elf getup, she's swagged out in pirate gear -- a tricorn hat, striped tunic and tights, and stompy black leather boots. </p><p>"Hiya Tammy," you say, returning the hug. "What's going on? What happened to Crimbo Town?"</p><p>"Clearly you've either forgotten or weren't around last year, otherwise you'd know that my twin sister Sammy, who ran away to join the circus when she was little, and then the circus was stolen by pirates and she grew up to be a pirate captain, is in charge of Crimbo this year because of a bet we made last year, which I lost!" Tammy says, all in one breath.</p><p>"Ha ha, yeah, I knew that," you say. "I just didn't want to step on your exposition."</p><p>"I'm afraid we won't be seeing much of each other this year," Tammy says, pouting. "Sammy's made me a bo'sun, which I don't know what that is exactly but <i>basically</i> I'm in charge of the toy factory, and boy! Pirates sure don't know <i>anything</i> about making toys! So I'm gonna be <i>super</i> busy, but I just want you to know that whatever crazy stuff happens this year, I'm behind you a hundred percent!"</p><p>"Aw, thanks Tammy," you say. "That's a shame though."</p><p>"Honestly, it's probably for the best. Everybody basically agrees that dealing with both me and Sammy at the same time is kind of A Lot. Good luck!" She jumps up to plant a kiss on your cheek, and runs away with a wave.</p> | ||
Revision as of 14:11, 15 December 2024
Notes
- On first visit the following exposition is given:
- You stroll into Crimbo Town, ready for a jolly holiday adventure, but -- what's this? This isn't Crimbo Town at all! Palm trees stretch into the sky, waves lap on the shore and on the bebarnacled hulls of ships, and the air is redolent with the smells of salt spray and rum! For some reason, whatever magic facilitates the transport of Crimbo Town to the Kingdom of Loathing every year has instead opened a portal to a tropical pirate paradise!
"%playername%! Happy Crimbo! Oh uh, I mean, yarrr matey!" Tammy the Crimbo Elf runs up to you delightedly, and gives you a big hug. Instead of her usual red and green Crimbo Elf getup, she's swagged out in pirate gear -- a tricorn hat, striped tunic and tights, and stompy black leather boots.
"Hiya Tammy," you say, returning the hug. "What's going on? What happened to Crimbo Town?"
"Clearly you've either forgotten or weren't around last year, otherwise you'd know that my twin sister Sammy, who ran away to join the circus when she was little, and then the circus was stolen by pirates and she grew up to be a pirate captain, is in charge of Crimbo this year because of a bet we made last year, which I lost!" Tammy says, all in one breath.
"Ha ha, yeah, I knew that," you say. "I just didn't want to step on your exposition."
"I'm afraid we won't be seeing much of each other this year," Tammy says, pouting. "Sammy's made me a bo'sun, which I don't know what that is exactly but basically I'm in charge of the toy factory, and boy! Pirates sure don't know anything about making toys! So I'm gonna be super busy, but I just want you to know that whatever crazy stuff happens this year, I'm behind you a hundred percent!"
"Aw, thanks Tammy," you say. "That's a shame though."
"Honestly, it's probably for the best. Everybody basically agrees that dealing with both me and Sammy at the same time is kind of A Lot. Good luck!" She jumps up to plant a kiss on your cheek, and runs away with a wave.
