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[[Image:crimborg4.gif|center|Crimborg Nutrition Station]]
 
[[Crimborg Nutrition Station]] is located in [[Crimbotown Not-Too-Distant-Future]].
 
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"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."
"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."


You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu.  
You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu.  
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==Items Sold==
 
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!colspan="2"|Dinner
==Items sold==
{{RestaurantItem|item=gumdrop chow mein|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candy cane pizza|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 fullness}}
* [[gumdrop chow mein]] (50 Meat)
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread stir-fry|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 fullness}}
This is a tasty chow mein dish, only instead of chow mein noodles, it has licorice whips. And instead of meatballs, it has gumdrops (which were probably stolen from a freakish talking cookie). So it's really nothing like chow mein and a lot like a bowl of warm candy.
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* [[candy cane pizza]] (75 Meat)
!colspan="2"|Cocktails
This is a round chocolate disc topped with caramel sauce and powdered candy canes. Elves eat stuff like this all the time. And you wonder why they secretly want to be dentists? 
{{RestaurantItem|item=eggnogtini|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candycaine|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 drunkenness}}
* [[gingerbread stir-fry]] (100 Meat)
{{RestaurantItem|item=braincracker sweet|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 drunkenness}}
This is a bunch of gingerbread cookies, gingersnaps, and black licorice, cut up and stir-fried in a festive holiday wok. Looks like the chef was wokkin' in a winter wonderland, as it were. Please don't throw up. Or anything at me. 
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Cocktails  
* [[eggnogtini]] (50 Meat)
This is a delicious mix of eggnog, vodka, and sour apple schnapps (for some reason). No, seriously, it's delicious. Trust me. Even though a delicious mix of eggnog and anything, even eggnog, is fairly unlikely.
* [[candycaine]] (75 Meat)
This is a mix of 100-proof peppermint schnapps and 100-proof cinnamon schnapps. In other words, it's like mouthwash on steroids.
* [[braincracker sweet]] (100 Meat)
This drink mixes grenadine, corn syrup, pure cane sugar, and various hi-octane spirits. It's rumored that drinking one of these makes visions of sugarplums put on a burlesque show in your head.


==References==
==References==
*The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to a trilogy 'The Matrix'.
*The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to a trilogy 'The Matrix'.
*The gumdrop chow mein description is a reference to the Gingerbread man from the movie [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek Shrek].
*The gumdrop chow mein description is a reference to the Gingerbread man from the movie [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek Shrek].
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Revision as of 06:52, 7 December 2006

Crimborg Nutrition Station
Crimborg Nutrition Station

Crimborg Nutrition Station is located in Crimbotown Not-Too-Distant-Future.

Killer Festive Cooking Elfbot Killer Festive Cooking Elfbot

"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."

You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu.

Items Sold

Dinner
gumdrop chow mein gumdrop chow mein (50 meat, 3 fullness)
candy cane pizza candy cane pizza (75 meat, 4 fullness)
gingerbread stir-fry gingerbread stir-fry (100 meat, 5 fullness)
Cocktails
eggnogtini eggnogtini (50 meat, 3 drunkenness)
candycaine candycaine (75 meat, 4 drunkenness)
braincracker sweet braincracker sweet (100 meat, 5 drunkenness)

References

  • The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to a trilogy 'The Matrix'.
  • The gumdrop chow mein description is a reference to the Gingerbread man from the movie Shrek.
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