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It half-severs your arm. Not a great attack, but it does the trick.{{ouch|10}} | It half-severs your arm. Not a great attack, but it does the trick.{{ouch|10}} | ||
It decides to prove that it's just as terrifying as a great white shark. You have to agree that the series of bites it gives you is just as painful as a great white shark's bite.{{ouch|10}} | |||
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Occurs at [[The Briniest Deepests]]. | |||
Revision as of 06:43, 8 November 2008
{{battle|text=This white shark is pretty good, I guess. I mean, it's nothing to write home about. Sure, it's got several rows of serrated, nearly-razor-sharp teeth, and it's got those somewhat creepy black eyes -- I guess it's kind of a soulless killing machine. It's moderately terrifying.
Although, when you think about it, a shark that's suffering from a crippling inferiority complex is only going to try harder to prove itself.
|hit=It does a pretty decent job of biting you.Ooh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ouch!
It half-severs your arm. Not a great attack, but it does the trick.Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ow!
It decides to prove that it's just as terrifying as a great white shark. You have to agree that the series of bites it gives you is just as painful as a great white shark's bite.Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ugh!
Occurs at The Briniest Deepests.
