Acoustic electric eel

Acoustic electric eel
Monster ID	736
Locations	The Briniest Deepests
Hit Points	500
Attack	400
Defense	360
No-Hit	410
Initiative	200
Meat	192-288
Phylum	fish
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, tail
Drops	dull fish scale, eel battery, eel sauce, eel skin
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an acoustic electric eel

This eel began life as just a regular shrieking eel, but decided that it just didn't rock hard enough. So it got a few after-market upgrades, had an electric pickup installed, and now it can MEEDLY-MEEDLY-MEEDLY with the best of them.

Hit Message(s):

It brushes against you and shocks the crap out of you.Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

It hits you with a meedly-meedly-meedly-SKREEOW! You throw up the devil horns as you writhe in pain. Argh! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Ouch!

It hits you with a power chord. You bang your head. Er, that is, you have a seizure and bang your head against a rock. Oof! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

It plays a power ballad. You sway back and forth, directly into a coral reef.Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It plays a super-fast, ridiculously technical solo on its own tail. It doesn't miss an entire note, even hitting the ones where you have to hit three buttons at once.Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ow! Eek! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to shock you, but you're too jaded to be shocked by anything.

It tries to hit you with a meedly-meedly-meedly, but it shorts out.

It hits you with a power chord. You bang your head appreciatively.

It plays a power ballad. You find it difficult to spark a lighter underwater.

Fumble Message:

It tries to play a super-fast, ridiculously technical guitar solo, but it runs out of star power and gets booed off the stage. Er, reef. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain ? Meat (average: ?, stdev: ?)*

You acquire an item: dull fish scale (? chance)*

You acquire an item: eel battery (? chance)*

You acquire an item: eel skin (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Briniest Deepests.

Notes

• If you attack with a melee weapon you will get the following text:

You get the bejesus shocked out of you.

You lose X hit points.

References

• The description references the Shrieking Eels from the film version of The Princess Bride.
• The critical hit and fumble messages refer to the Guitar Hero series of video games.