Rat scrapple

rat scrapple
rat scrapple

This is a mix of rat parts and other stuff. It's not that I'm being evasive about what's in it, it's that you really, really don't want to know. Think about something else instead. Like, about how many points the word "scrapple" would score if you used it in a game of Scrabble. And whether it would matter, if you were playing Scrabble against a rat.

Type: food
Selling Price: 40 Meat.

Recipe

	ratgut	spices
	rat scrapple

When Consumed

You hold your nose and choke down the scrapple. You don't bother with the scraps.

You gain 3 Adventure(s).
You gain no Strengthliness.
You gain no Magicalness.
You gain 10 Smarm.
(You gain 2 Fullness.)

References

• Scrapple is a meat patty from the Pennsylvania area consisting of various pork parts. It is composed of all the bits of a pig that can't be used otherwise. Recipies vary, but common ingredients include heart, liver, brain, tongue and skin. It's usually served with breakfast. Despite the picture, it does not look like sausage, and is actually quite tasty (and certainly no more disgusting than the average hot dog).
• in the game Scrabble, the word "Scrapple" would be worth at least fourteen points. It would pass at least two bonus squares.