Ring of increase damage
ring of increase damage
This is a ring that makes you do more damage. So you can defeat more monsters. So you can get more rings. So you can do more damage.
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Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 25
Selling Price: 90 Meat.
Enchantment:
Melee Damage +5
Spell Damage +5
Notes
This item does not drop but rather is obtained by zapping a ring of aggravate monster or another dungeons of doom ring (which itself is obtained by zapping).
References
The description refers to a 1980s commercial from the Partnership for a Drug-Free America where a man walked in a circle in a white room repeating (approximately) "I do coke... so I can work longer... so I can make more money... so I can do more coke... so I can work longer... "
