Sneaky Pete's Gate

Behind the Gate of Sneaky Pete stands a statue of Sneaky Pete, the most Moxious of the Thieves of the Times of Old.

The statue holds a giant basket, with the words "IT PUTS THE MEAT IN THE BASKET" carved into the side of it.

If you insert 200 to 10,000*LVL meat:

The statue of Sneaky Pete winks at you. You feel Moxiousness well up within you. You gain N Smarm.

Notes:

You are limited to a total of 10,000 Meat donated per level per day, to all statues combined. A statue gives floor(Meat/200) number of die rolls, each of which gives 1-2 of the appropriate substat, with equal likelihood.

This gate and its two counterparts are successors to the shrines of The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old. They are currently within The Dungeoneers' Association.

References:

Sneaky Pete's message refers to "It puts the lotion in the basket", a quote from The Silence of the Lambs.