Spooky mummy

He wraps you up in bandages, then pulls the end of it really fast so you spin around and fall down. And hit your head on a passing rock. Oof!

He summons a swarm of flesh-eating beetles, which do about what you'd expect. If only they'd have been beatles, instead -- those just hold your hand. Argh!

He tries to wrap you in his bandages, but you amble away at a leisurely pace.

He transforms into his true form, which turns out to be a pudgy, doe-eyed guy. You laugh at him until he runs away crying.

You gain 8−13 Meat (average: 10.6, stdev: 1.2)*

You acquire 9.9% chance dried faces

You acquire 20.2% chance spooky shrunken heads

You gain 1-2 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Spooky Forest.

References

• This adventure references Desperation by Stephen King, specifically the comment "Oh shit, the mummy's after us! ...Let's all walk a little faster."
• The beetles / beatles successful attack message is a reference to the song I Want to Hold your Hand by The Beatles.