Big Meat Golem
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| Big Meat Golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 276 |
| Locations | The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs) |
| Hit Points | 99999 |
| Attack | 99999 |
| Defense | 89999 |
| No-Hit | 100009 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Big Meat GolemWow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders.
Hit Message(s):
The meat golem head-butts you with its meaty, cheesy head. Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. Eek! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ugh!
The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Oof!
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| You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em. |
| You gain 40 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs).
Notes
- This monster's combat weakness is the meat vortex.
References
- The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi describes the spaceport Mos Eisely as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" in 1977's Star Wars.
- On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homonym of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.
