Check Out Your Presents

	You find your stocking amidst the thousands of stockings on Crimbo Town's community mantel. It looks lumpy! In fact, it has precisely <NUM> lumps in it.
	There's a furry package with your name on it, from <PLAYER>!
	<PLAYER> has given you a questionable present!
	You've received a beeping gift from <PLAYER>!
	<PLAYER> has sent you a box that is giggling. And occasionally swearing a little.