Conjoined zmombie
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It chomps on your frontal and parietal lobes simultaneously. You forget your piano lessons as a kid and your first familiar. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! (spooky damage)
It grabs you and munches on your <kidney> and your <kidney> at the same time. Yeow! Eek! Ow! Ouch! (spooky damage)
It tries to munch your <kidney> with both mouths, but accidentally bangs its heads together.
It tries to bang its heads against yours, but you're a better headbanger than a headbangee.
 | You gain 338 Meat |
 | You acquire handfuls of cranberries |
| You acquire handfuls of cranberries |
 | You acquire mouthfuls of loose teeth |
Occurs in The Defiled Alcove
