Doll house

Template:Itemheader This is a doll house. You're welcome to it. It's full of tiny little furniture for tiny fake plastic people. Here you can live out all your frustrated hopes, dreams, and fears in miniature! It's psychotherapiffic!

Type: usable
Selling Price: 116 Meat.

Notes

• When used, gives you 3-5 random tiny plastic figures.

When Used

You open the door of the doll house, and the entire thing immediately collapses. Stupid cheap dollhouse. At least the figures inside it are in good shape.

References

• The sentence, "You're welcome to it" is a reference to the 1995 movie Welcome to the Dollhouse.