Knight in White Satin

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You're fighting a Knight in White Satin

This is a Knight in White Satin. He never reaches the end. The end of kicking your ass, that is. Or getting his ass kicked by you. Whichever.

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demure.

You win the fight!

You gain 30 Meat.

You acquire an item: white sword
You acquire an item: white satin pants

You gain 3 Wizardliness.
You gain 5 Smarm.

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Found in Whitey's Grove.

Reference

• The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song."