The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm

This area, found in The Big Mountains, opens up once you have the bridge in your inventory. Before the bridge it was The Orc Chasm. It is populated by the horrid denizens of the Internet chat room, who will inflict bad spelling damage upon you. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

As you near the Valley, you hear the beating of drums. Sinister drums. Nearby sinister drums. You freak out, and can go no further.

(You must have at least 68 $stat to adventure here.)

Template:CombatFrequency All monsters here suffer 30-60 damage from the dictionary, which can be used without being consumed.

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1335 HaXx0r -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola, Accordion of Jordiona Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 81 • Substat Gain: 20.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 91 Monster Defense: 72 Hit Points: 71 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

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Anime Smiley -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy, caretp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 77 • Substat Gain: 19.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 87 Monster Defense: 69 Hit Points: 67 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

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Flaming Troll -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: flaming talons, Trollhouse cookies Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 83 • Substat Gain: 20.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 93 Monster Defense: 74 Hit Points: 73 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

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Lamz0r N00b -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 33398 scroll, draggin' ball hat, plastic guitar, Nardz energy beveragep Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 79 • Substat Gain: 19.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 89 Monster Defense: 71 Hit Points: 69 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

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me4t begZ0r -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: meat vortex Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 87 • Substat Gain: 21.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 97 Monster Defense: 78 Hit Points: 77 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

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Spam Witch -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 30669 scroll, Spam Witch sammich, sammich crustb Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 85 • Substat Gain: 21.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 95 Monster Defense: 76 Hit Points: 75 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

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XXX pr0n -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: f3d0r4, lowercase N, pr0n legs Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 75 • Substat Gain: 18.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 85 Monster Defense: 67 Hit Points: 68 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

References

• The name "The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm" is a play on a non-existent area in Zork 1. In the bundled "invisiClues", one could get help for Zork 1 with the use of a special pen that made hints appear below corresponding questions. The hints were divided by sections of the game, and one section was labeled "The Land Beyond the Chasm". The guide talks extensively about a bridge that can neither be found nor created, and, thus, the area is inaccessible. The section's purpose was to ensure that players couldn't spoil themselves by reading the questions and determining the answers; many other questions had no relevance to gameplay, and still others contained large amounts of blank space in order to fool a player into thinking that might be an important question. An online version of invisiClues for Zork 1 can be found here.
• Say "Orc Chasm" out loud a few times. Then look at the graphic for said chasm.
• The Valley of Rof L'm Fao stands for "The Valley of Rolling on the Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off."