Totally Gay Claymore

Totally Gay Claymore

This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.

Check it out!

Type: weapon (2-handed sword)
Power: 69
Muscle Required: 19
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: Totally Gay Claymores)

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Item number: 1132
Description ID: 257096949
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Obtained From

Custom Item

Given to PhilANThropiSt, and later to The Real PANTS

Notes

• The link shown above in the description is actually in the Item Description within the Kingdom. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore, the bitchin' meatcar, and Primitive Radio Duds outfit parts the only items to feature a clickable link in their description.
• This item did not exist in-game for a time, as PhilANThropiSt was disabled and the account deleted. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346) with the item. The Real PANTS is the account PhilANThropiSt now uses.

References

• This item has a power rating of 69, for obvious reasons.

Collection

• 🥇: The Real PANTS (#832346) - 1

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