Black Crayon Pirate
| Black Crayon Pirate | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1198 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a pirate-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, hook |
| Drops | crayon shavings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting he Black Crayon PirateFor awhile there, pirates were trendy, and even the mindless conformist sheeple were going "arrr" and "avast!" That was a dark time, and all the cool people were really into ninjas while that was going on. But now pirates have been cast off and abandoned by a world that doesn't understand the uniqueness of their speech impediments and their mutated limbs. This drawing is really a stand-in for every kid who gets bullied for, say, wearing eyeliner and moping all the time.
And it's ready to give you a taste o' the cat, land-lubber!
Hit Message(s):
He lifts up his eyepatch to reveal the horrors that lie beneath it. Really, though, his lack of another eye is equally disturbing. Oof! Ooh! Eek!
He hooks ye with his hook-hand, twistin' yer <neck> until ye can't hardly stand. Oof! Ugh! Ugh!
He uses his wax-crayon hook to give you the Black Spot on your hand. It really freaks you out. Eek! Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)
He pulls out his cutlass and cuts ye into cutlets. Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
He pulls out a black crayon stub, draws a yarrdarrrm, and strings ye up on it. Then he flogs ye until yer back looks like a road map. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
He starts to lift up his eyepatch, so you avert your eyes.
He tries to hook ye with his hook-hand, but ye dodge the hook, savvy?
He tries to give you the Black Spot, but messes up and turns it into a Black Beauty Mark.
He tries to cut ye with his cutlass, but you're no lass.
He notices his cat o'nine tails only has seven tails, and tries to find a black crayon so he can draw some more on it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a pirate-type monster)
