Boxed wine
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boxed wine
This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.
(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
(In-game plural: boxes of wine)
Obtained From
- The Barrel full of Barrels
- The "Fun" House
- shaky clown
- Menagerie Level 3
- Booze Giant
- The Shady Thicket
- drunk duck
- The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
- Gleaming the Cube
- Whitey's Grove
- The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
- Items
- handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
- handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
- roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
Recipe
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bunch of square grapes | fermenting powder |
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3 boxes of wine | |
When Consumed
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| You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. | ||
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness. |
Uses
Notes
- See Drinks By Ingredient for the recipes of all drinks made with boxed wine.
References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
Zapping
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bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka | bottle of whiskey | boxed wine |
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Collection
- 🥇: OGL (#2873594) - 417,726
- 🥈: Jimbobman (#3432953) - 292,573
- 🥉: DuRhone (#370680) - 152,144
- #4: UltraSuperboy (#1538208) - 141,371
- #5: l337 h4xz0r (#782062) - 133,337
- #6: aldervan (#563101) - 21,480
- #7: Transplanted_Entwife (#1508833) - 16,583
- #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 15,137
- #9: Gaussfield (#3631801) - 12,885
- #10: JenZahara (#704823) - 12,648
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