Bread Golem
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This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.
You hit for 19 damage. SMACK! BAM! WHAMMO!
You win the fight!
You gain 29 Meat.
You acquire an item: wad of dough
You gain 1 Strengthliness.
You gain 2 Wizardliness.
You gain 1 Smarm.
He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons.
Found in Fernswarthy's Tower.