Check Out Your Presents

	You find your stocking amidst the thousands of stockings on Crimbo Town's community mantel. It looks empty! Aww. or It looks lumpy! In fact, it has precisely <NUM> lumps in it.
	There's a furry package with your name on it, from <PLAYER>!
	<PLAYER> has given you a questionable present!
	You've received a beeping gift from <PLAYER>!
	<PLAYER> has sent you a box that is giggling. And occasionally swearing a little.