Awful poetry journal

awful poetry journal

No one understands my pain
I stand alone out in the rain
My soul is bobbing in the waters
Of Princess Miasma and her dark daughters.

This journal is full of the worst poetry you've ever read. The words "rain", "soul", and "miasma" figure prominently in every poem.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 136 Meat.

(In-game plural: awful poetry journals)

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Obtained From

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)

Goth Giant

When Used

You read some of the bad poetry aloud. Your small intestine attempts to strangle you from within.

You lose 15−20 hit points.

Notes

• Formerly needed for Giant castle map quest to unlock the The Hole in the Sky. Now a useless item.

References

• The message you get when you use this item is a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. An aside early in the first book describes a poetry reading by Grunthos the Flatulent, one of the worst poets in the galaxy, where "his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain."

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