Dirty hippy

She douses your ankle with patchouli oil. It burns! Eek! Ouch! (stench damage)

She gives you a big ol' hug, smothering you in hippy stench. Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

She tries to douse you with patchouli oil, but you duck and cover like they taught you in grade school.

She tries to give you a big ol' hug, but you cover your nose and back away slowly.

You acquire an item: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
You acquire an item: filthy corduroys

You gain 8 $substat.

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Occurs at The Hippy Camp.