Dirty hippy

She douses your <groin> with patchouli oil. It burns! Eek! Ouch! (stench damage)

She gives you a big ol' hug, smothering you in hippy stench. Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

She tries to douse you with patchouli oil, but you duck and cover like they taught you in grade school.

She tries to give you a big ol' hug, but you cover your nose and back away slowly.

You acquire copies of Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots

You acquire pairs of filthy corduroys

You gain 8 <substat>.

---

Occurs at The Hippy Camp.

References

• Duck and cover was taught to school children starting in the 1950's to protect them from nuclear explosions.