Action Elevator
You enter the apartment building, and it seems like almost all of the residents have popped off to the roof for a smoke break. It's weird... they do that at really strangely regular intervals...
Anyway, you make it to the elevator without being attacked by any pygmies. Where would you like to go?
| Go to the Thrice-Cursed Penthouse |
Without Thrice-Cursed:
- You reach for the button to go to the penthouse, but the elevator senses that you are insufficiently cursed, and doesn't allow you to push it.
| Go to the mezannine |
You take the elevator to the mezzanine, and it turns out that you're a chump, because the mezzanine is cursed.
| Go down to the parking garage |
You take the elevator to the parking garage, and find it empty save for a windowless white van, a cinder block, a can of red paint, and a bunch of dirty garbage.
Thinking quickly, you paint a crude red cross on the side of the van, point it out the garage exit toward the park, put the cinder block on the gas pedal, and turn it loose.
You watch it crash into the central fountain, and hear a cacophony of chanting and bickering as a massive group of pygmy witch lawyers bursts out of the nearby office building and loudly converges on it.
| Exit through the gift shop |
Occurs at The Hidden Apartment Building
Notes
- Going to the parking garage banishes pygmy witch lawyers from the Office Building, but adds them to the Park.
