Disintegrating quill pen
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disintegrating quill pen
This quill pen looks as though it's seen better days. Or maybe it just came from a really crappy bird. Either way, if you've got something to write with this, it should probably be something short.
Type: usable Selling Price: 45 Meat.
On Use:
Without Special Item: You pick up the pen, and it floats out of your hand of its own accord. It wiggles around in the air for a while, but it can't find anything to dip into, so it just floats back into your sack.