Drink-Delivery Trainbot

Drink-Delivery Trainbot
Monster ID	2257
Locations	Crimbo Train (Passenger Car)
Hit Points	Scales
Attack	Scales
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	chassis, servo, tray, wheel
Drops	cinnamon machine oil, Crimbo crystal shards, dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Drink-Delivery Trainbot

This robot was originally programmed to deliver drinks. It has since self-modified, and its delivery options have been expanded to include beatings.

Hit Message(s):

It pours an elaborate cocktail into a glass, sets it on fire with a tiny jet of flame from its fingertip, then throws it in your face. Eek! Ouch! Ugh! (hot damage)

It throws an ice-cold drink in your face, and then throws the glass at your <knee>. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It grabs a handful of ice from some interior compartment and hurls it at your <knee>. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It breaks a frosty champagne bottle over your <knee>, christening it <random name> the <knee>. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It breaks a frosty champagne bottle over your <knee>, christening it <random name> the <knee>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It pours an elaborate cocktail into a glass and then throws it out the window. You are incensed by the waste of booze, but not injured.

It throws a champagne bottle at your <knee>, but you cover your <knee> with a serving tray and deflect the blow.

It emits a rattly grinding noise and a bunch of ice cubes fall out of some hidden interior compartment.

It offers you an empty glass. You decline.

Fumble Message:

It throws a champagne bottle at your <knee>, but you cover your <knee> with a serving tray and deflect the blow. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: cinnamon machine oil (% chance)*

You acquire an item: Crimbo crystal shards (% chance)*

You acquire an item: dregs of a Crimbo cocktail (% chance)*

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Occurs at the Crimbo Train (Passenger Car).

Notes

• Blocks staggers:

These things are relentless!

• This monster cannot be wished for.