Drum machine
drum machine
With this, you can press a button, make the gentlemen cry, rock a beat to make the hamburger fry. You'll shut it down harmoniously, rocking softly, 808 beats.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 160 Meat.
(In-game plural: drum machines)
Drop Location
When Used
- Without worm-riding hooks equipped
- Fight a giant sandworm (doing this consumes an adventure and the item).
- With worm-riding hooks equipped
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| You turn up the bass on your drum machine and set it to pound out a steady rhythm. Soon, the rushing of sand fills your ears, and you barely manage to jump out of the way as a gigantic sandworm erupts from beneath the surface with an unearthly howl. You run alongside the worm and fasten your hooks to its side, pulling back one of its rings of chitinous armor and exposing the soft flesh underneath. The worm quickly rolls to keep its exposed flank away from the sand -- you are dragged up onto the worm's back, clutching the hooks in a vice-grip of fear.
Surveying the landscape from the worm's back, several hundred yards in the air, you let out an exhilarated whoop and give the worm a thump with your heels. It howls again and shoots off into the desert at top speed as you laugh triumphantly with the wind whipping at your clothes and hair. After many hours, you finally spot the pyramid in the distance. You steer the worm toward it, and reach the stone monument just as the worm grinds to a halt, exhausted. You jump clear as it quickly burrows underneath the hot desert sand. Dammit! Your hooks were still on there! Oh well. At least now you know where the pyramid is. |
- With no adventures left
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| You don't have time to play the drums. |
Notes
- The giant sandworm can be summoned and fought even if you are falling down drunk, as long as you aren't out of adventures.
References
- The entire item description is a reference to "Little Drum Machine Boy" by Beck.
- The whole giant worms attracted by sound, may be a reference to The Tremors series.[1]
- The Fremen used "drum machines" called "Thumpers" to attract the worms in the novel "Dune" by Frank Herbert. They used riding hooks to hang on while riding the enormous worms.
- The giant sandworms might be a reference to the Beetlejuice movie.
- The association of worms with the drum machine could be a reference to the They Might Be Giants song "Dr. Worm," a song about a worm that plays the drums.
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