Drunken half-orc hobo

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He tries to throw spare change at you, but you block it with a spare tire you find in the alley.
He starts to hit you with his bottle of Mad Train, but decides to drink out of it instead.
He pelts you with a handful of spare change. Ow!(stench damage)
He smacks you upside the $part with a bottle of Mad Train Wine. Now there's too much blood in your broken-glass-stream. Ow!(stench damage)--Gorgolok 01:45, 13 Aug 2005 (Central Daylight Time)--Gorgolok 01:45, 13 Aug 2005 (Central Daylight Time)

You acquire an item: dirty hobo gloves

You acquire an item: Mad Train wine

You acquire an item: moxie weed

You gain 1 Fortitude.

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Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley.