Dusty bottle of Merlot

dusty bottle of Merlot

This is an old bottle of Merlot from Lord Spookyraven's private reserve. You know what they say: I'd rather have a full bottle of Merlot in front of me than a full frontal Mermaid battle me. The reason they say that is that they're really not funny. At all.

Type: booze Selling Price: 35 Meat

You drink the wine. It tastes pretty good, but when you get to the bottom, it's full of sediment, which turns out to be powdered glass. Ow.

You lose 103 hit points. 

You gain 5 Adventures. 

You gain 7 Strongness.

You gain 7 Wizardliness.

You gain 8 Sarcasm.

You gain 2 Drunkenness.