EXtreme Sports Orcs

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The eXtreme sports Orcs pummel you with a variety of eXtreme sports equipment. "EXTREME!" Argh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

The eXtreme sports Orcs give you a beating rated 9.5 on a scale of 1 (not so eXtreme) to 10 (eXtremely eXtreme). Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)


The eXtreme sports Orcs find themselves unable to decide which sporting goods would be most eXtreme to pummel you with. With which to pummel you.

The eXtreme sports Orcs’ failure to hurt you is SO not eXtreme.


You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda
You acquire an item: Orcish cargo shorts
You acquire an item: Orcish baseball cap
You acquire an item: eXtreme mittens
You acquire an item: hang glider
You gain 7.6 <substat>.

Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.

References

  • This adventure refers to events in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. In the movie, a group of antagonists do irritating things (e.g., riding a kayak inside a convenience store) while yelling, "EXTREME!"
  • Quik-E-Mart is the name of the convience store on The Simpsons.