Ent cider
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Ent cider
This is a bottle full of glowing golden essence of hipster Ent. It smells good and tastes delicious, but you don't want to think about where it might have come from. And be careful not to get arrested for Ent cider trading. Ha ha ha.
Type: beverage (quality unspecified)
Size: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 33 Meat.
(In-game plural: Ent ciders)
Drop Location
When Consumed
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| You drink the Ent Cider nice and unhastefully. Hooooooom, tasty. | ||
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| (You gain 2 Fullness.) |
Notes
- This food carries the same benefits as cream of pointy mushroom soup, except it doesn't hurt the player when eaten. Cream of pointy mushroom soup may have been made as a more hurtful replacement.
- This item has been reintroduced as of June 12, 2007.
References
- The consumption message about drinking "unhastefully" is a reference to The Two Towers in which Treebeard the ent keeps talking about doing hasty things and doing things hastefully. The "Hooooooom" is also a reference to Treebeard, in which he often adds "Hoom, hom" to the ends of statements.
- "Ent cider trading" is a pun on insider trading, which is illegal.
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And be careful not to get arrested for Ent cider trading. Ha ha ha.
"Ent cider trading" duh, reference to "insider trading" Last big case involving an arrest for insider trading is Martha Stuart. Insider trading is a common and rarely enforced act of buying/selling shares on the US stockmarket with pre-public knowledge of influential incorporate action within a certain incorporation. "Insider trading" is considered as cheating and dis-allowable by current U.S. stockmarket trading laws, unless you're NOT CNN's dumb blonde-of-the-month. CNN is an acronym of "Cable News Network" famous for neglecting real world news in favor for gossip about dumb blondes. They recently raised their standards to exclusively report on dumb blonde bombshells notorious for being under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotics. Google Anna Nicole-Smith and Paris Hilton for further details.
