Entire Shoplifter

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Entire Shoplifter You're fighting an Entire Shoplifter

"Hey there," you say to a slim woman in a black mask, "are you here for the Kingdom's Strongest Adventurer contest? You aren't nearly as bulked-up as all these dudes."

"It's all about leverage," she says, and pulls an entire literal hardware store out of her shoulder-bag. "Leverage and storage space." You dive frantically out of the way as she slams the building onto the ground where you were standing.

Hit Message(s):

She slams an Asian imports store into the ground, and it shatters like a cheap novelty katana, spraying you with shuriken and fake jade Buddha statuettes. Oof! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest).

Notes

  • She can block attacks:
    You try to attack her, but suddenly there's an armored car dealership in the way.